ETA: We have been made aware that this is a Cyrano de Bergerac joke, but, as neither of us knew at the time and both immediately thought this was a Romeo and Juliet joke, we figured we could just leave it up (because I can be in denial if I want to, damn it). Plus, it’s awesome.
[Image is a six-panel comic, with an overall rose-tinted tone. A brown-haired man in a tunic and hose with a sword at his belt and a cloak on his back (who I will refer to as Romeo) stands in a garden below a balcony, speaking to a blonde woman in a low-cut dress (who I will refer to as Juliet) who stands there. The scene is reminiscent of the traditional “balcony scene” in Romeo and Juliet, but for one thing: a second man, with longer blond hair and a small beard, in similar clothes to Romeo, kneels on the ground, concealed from Juliet’s view beneath the balcony. The man on the ground whispers prompts to Romeo, who then speaks them at full volume to Juliet.]
Man: Your eyes like limpid, peat-lined pools.
Romeo: Your eyes like limpid, peat-lined pools.
Man: Your lips are dewy petals.
Romeo: Your lips are dewy petals.
[The angle of the panel changes to show only the two men on the ground.]
Man: I ache to feel your cock inside me.
Romeo: I ache to feel your cock inside me.
[Romeo looks down at the man on the ground, surprised. The man looks back up at him in longing. The next panel is identical in composition, but they are both smiling softly.]
[In the last panel, Juliet has disappeared from the balcony. The two men are naked, lying on the ground on top of their cloaks, their swords and boots lying nearby. Romeo, who is on his hands and knees above the other man, has the other man’s cock in one hand. They are kissing.]
This also came with a delightful bonus comic.
[Image is a two-panel comic with the same rosy tone as the previous. The two men are lounging against a pile of their discarded clothing, naked. Romeo has his arm around the other man, and they both look satisfied and content. In the second panel, the two men open their eyes in surprise: Juliet has run back out onto the balcony, smiling widely and carrying a strap-on and harness.]
Juliet: Keep going—I found my cock for you!